Description
This wonderfully strange woven blanket features a dapper frog wizard in full medieval regalia, complete with a floppy hat, heavy robes, and a staff topped with a tiny stag skull. Accompanied by the phrase “‘Twas the ’tism m’lord,”.
Craftsmanship Worthy of a High Wizard
This isn’t a simple digital print. It is a 100% premium cotton woven masterpiece. Each detail—from the frog’s stoic expression to the intricate vintage etching style—is created by interlacing solid-colored yarns on a jacquard loom. The result is a heavy, durable, and incredibly soft throw that feels like a legitimate medieval scroll brought to life.
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Product Specifications:
Material: 100% Natural Cotton (breathable and high-quality).
Design: Vintage etching style Wizard Frog with “‘Twas the ’tism m’lord” text.
Finish: Iconic multi-colored fringed edges.
Available Sizes
- Small – 52” × 37”
- Medium – 60” × 50”
- Large – 80” × 60”
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold on gentle cycle
- Use mild detergent — no bleach
- Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry
- Do not iron directly on the design
- Do not dry clean
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