Description
Feed your hunger for high art and low-brow humor with this Saturn Devouring Pizza Woven Blanket. A playful (and much less gruesome) take on Goya’s masterpiece, this throw features the frantic God of Time indulging in a late-night pepperoni slice.
This isn’t just a funny gag gift; it’s a high-quality 100% cotton jacquard-woven blanket. Because the design is woven directly into the fabric using dyed yarns, the colors are rich, the texture is soft, and it won’t peel or fade over time like a printed blanket would. The dark, moody tones of the original painting are preserved, making the sudden appearance of the pizza even more striking.
It’s an absolute essential for art history students, pizza enthusiasts, or anyone who loves weird and surreal home decor. Use it to liven up your living room, or hang it on the wall to create a massive, meme-worthy conversation piece. Product Highlights:
Material: 100% high-grade, breathable cotton.
Craftsmanship: Authentic jacquard weave for a heavy, premium feel.
Design: High-contrast Goya parody with intricate fringe edges.
Vibe: Dark Academia, Surrealism, Art History Memes, Pizza Culture.
Available Sizes
- Small – 52” × 37”
- Medium – 60” × 50”
- Large – 80” × 60”
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold on gentle cycle
- Use mild detergent — no bleach
- Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry
- Do not iron directly on the design
- Do not dry clean
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